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The One Where Spunky Got His Birthday Wish


It was a wet and blowy night when the assembled Hashers arrived at a little known destination in the back and beyond. Fear struck the depths of their souls when they saw the makeshift stage and dodgy sound system. The whispered threat went from one small circle to another - not karaoke!!


Rain delayed the run. Spunky strutted proudly amongst the gathered Hashers proclaiming his pride at having lived another year. Muttering and anxiety grew until the crowd could not be contained and they burst out into gloom of the drizzling rain to run the run, to walk the walk!


Spunky led the runners astray while Sodomiser advised the walkers of the way. The rain held off the walkers walked, the runners ran and all returned safely eyeing the looming stage. After a few down downs, a virgin induction and one of many birthday songs for Spunky the Hashers messed with a wonderful repast by AJ.


The karaoke fear was put to rest as volunteer after volunteer took to the mike to serenade the gathering. Spunky showed off his new shirt and his country and western fetish in surprising musical moment.


Even more surprising was the appearance of a wo-man of soon to be ill repute who insisted on taking the stage as a tribute for Spunky’s birthday. Mamadonna, enticingly dressed and on his/her worst behaviour, entertained us all with songs and long tales and tales of long body parts.


Oh yes, and it was a Merdeka celebration as well, Happy Birthday Spunky and Happy Independence Day Malaysia.



ON ON


ARSE