Hash Songs

Ever wonder what on earth are they singing in the circle?
Well here is your chance to learn them all!


We have three categories (click on song to jump to it):
Most used hash songs: Down Down Down, Why are we waiting, Hash Hymn
General hash songs: The Poxer
Special occasions hash songs: New Hash Song, Jungle Balls

If you miss a song or want to contibute one, please contact Master of Music click on MOM



Most used hash songs

Down Down Down, Why are we waiting, Hash Hymn

Down Down Down

Here's to … , he's true blue!
He's a hasher through and through,
He's a pisspot so they say.
Tried to get to heaven,
But he went the other way.
Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,

(Continue or go to "Why Are We Waiting")

Why Are We Waiting?

(To: Oh, Come All Ye Faithful)

Why are we waiting?
Could be masturbating,
Oh, why are we wa-ai-ting,
So fuck-ing long.
Why are we wait-ing,
Could be fornicating,
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing,
So fucking long! ,
(repeat as needed) ,

(Good for slow drinkers at the Down Down,
hurrying up barmaids or
slow beer masters and mismanagement.)

HASH HYMN - SWING LOW

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
I looked over Jordan, and what did I see,
Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.



General hash songs

The Poxer


The Poxer

I am just a hasher
Though my story's seldom told,
I have squandered my existence
For a pocketful of ringgit
Such are promises
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest.
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lang - Kawi
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie.

Having only 30 Ringgit
I come looking for a run
But I get no offers,
Just a come-on from the hashers
In Langkawi
I do declare,
There were times when I was so
lonesome
I took some comfort there.

Lie-la-lie...etc

In the clearing stands a circle
And a GM by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of all hashers that have laid him down
And cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame,
"You Bastards get the chilly chairs"
And there you will remain"

Lie-la-lie..etc

Then the GM punished mightily
All hashers big and small.
Hash turders and hash heroes,
All mothers and their fuckers too
The hares they got their down down
so now let's have no moans
Just fish and chips and cheer and beer
Going home, going home

Lie-La-Lie.....etc


Special occasions hash songs

New Hash Song, Jungle Balls

New Hash Song

we are langkawi hashers
no bloody use are we
we come from many nations
a fucked up family
so when you see us running
or walking in strange gear
don't worry we're not crazy
just looking for the beer


Jungle balls

Jungle balls, jungle balls, jungle all the way Oh what fun it is to hash on the beach on Boxing Day
Jungle balls, jungle balls, jungle all the way Oh what fun it is to hash on the beach on Boxing Day

Crashing through the sand, cursing all the way
We can hardly stand, but all of us are gay
O'er the fields we go, scattering the flour
Taking all the wrong way trails - we've run for bleeding hours

Now were nearly done- with this sodding awful run
When all at once some arsehole says we're having too much fun!
On chilly chairs we sit feeling like a tit, Down-downing crappy beer and taking GMs shit

Jungle balls, jungle balls, jungle all the way Oh what fun it is to hash on the beach on Boxing Day !